Things I say to my blue and gold macaw that would concern a therapist

'Who's the prettiest baby in the world? You are!' 'Don't eat that, it's my lunch.' 'Why are you like this?' 'I love you more than most humans.' 'Please stop screaming, the neighbours are going to call someone.' Just normal bird owner things right? RIGHT?

Totally agree with this! My Hahn's macaw is exactly the same way.