Morning routine with Captain — pure chaos

Every morning in our the Beaches apartment: alarm goes off, Gizmo starts singing. I open the cage, they fly to my shoulder. I try to make coffee, they try to steal my spoon. I eat breakfast, they eat my breakfast. I attempt to work, they sit on my keyboard. Wouldn't trade it for anything. What's YOUR morning like with your bird?

100% this. Wish I'd known this when I first got my bird.