Things my cockatiel has stolen this week — a list

Monday: my earring (while I was wearing it). Tuesday: a piece of pasta off my plate. Wednesday: my phone charger cable. Thursday: a $20 bill off the counter. Friday: my will to live. What has YOUR bird stolen recently? I need to know I'm not alone.

Welcome to the club! My budgie trained ME in the first week. They're way smarter than they let on.